it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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