Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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