so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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