belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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