The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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