I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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