Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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