Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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