next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
