Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You were trust falling into bushes
The Olympian is in my bed
FUCK WHALES
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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