Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize
