its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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