covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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