Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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