Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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