problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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