I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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