GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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