Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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