Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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