He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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