I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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