I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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