our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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