I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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