Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
is that a dick in a sweater?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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