made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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