JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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