real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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