Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
