She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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