Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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