he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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