no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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