too bad you live with your parents still
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My pussy is not your playground.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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