Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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