3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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