for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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