You're so nebulous sometimes
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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