Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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