her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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