i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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