And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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