Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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