Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So squirting runs in the family.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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