He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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