Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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