Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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