yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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