There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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