i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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