dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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