so let's talk penis.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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