Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
