So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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