Kiss
Puke
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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